Fuck Off

you know what? accents are actually lovely. like you can learn all the languages in the world and you still have a part of your own with you. that’s cute

i've never actually watched a full episode of house md, but based on what i have seen in clips, i fully believe this happened

that shits is potions

parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

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reblog if your gender is "It's not that simple"

the end of men in black is so funny. your boss trains you for two days on interplanetary relations then says "ok I think you can take it from here. I'm wiping my own memory so don't bother calling me if you have any questions"

This is just modern on site training

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all