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The signs as ‘The Last Unicorn’ quotes
Aries: “How can I be cruel? That is for mortals.”
Taurus: “I like being brave, but I will be a lazy coward again if you think that would be better.”
Gemini: “You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous.”
Cancer: “Love is slowing you down, I will catch you at last, if you love much more.”
Leo: “Your name is a golden bell hung in my heart.”
Virgo: “There are no happy endings because nothing ends.”
Libra: “I am sorry. I have done you evil and I cannot undo it.”
Scorpio: “My secrets guard themselves. Will yours do the same?”
Sagittarius: “If I do not return, think of me. Farewell.” // “I’m a little afraid to go home.”
Capricorn: “It’s a rare man who is taken for what he truly is.”
Aquarius: “We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream.”
Pisces: “But I’m always dreaming, even when I’m awake; it is never finished.”
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The best part? these aren’t even all of the files.
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#StayWoke
GUYS!!! YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS TWITTERS DOING EVERYTHING TO SHUT THIS DOWN
I saw Twitter keeps deleting the the hashtag smh.
it’d have been easier if only the game would have let me spray them with water
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dont get picky with people.
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Britain: our country is being invaded by immigrants!
Britain:
send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---
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alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .
As for the Iron Bull himself, he now enjoys food, drink, and all of life’s earthly pleasures more than he had expected. Telling himself it is for his role as a Tal-Vashoth, he has let most of his self-imposed restrictions slip. Still, the notion of becoming fully Tal-Vashoth brings back immediate memories of those savage monsters in the jungles of Seheron and the children they had killed.
He insists upon referring to himself as Qunari, a distinction that few in Orlais understand enough to make a point of, and he reports to the Ben-Hassrath with perfect devotion. The letters he sends are his lifeline, the single remaining point of discipline holding back the savagery he hunted for more than a decade until the day he saw it in himself.
—The World of Thedas Vol. 2
Concern Meme
‘I’ve not seen you eat a vegetable in a week. How about I make you a proper dinner?’
‘That does not look like a flesh wound, dude.’
‘Do you actually ever leave your office and sleep?’
‘Sleeping on your desk totally doesn’t count.’
'I’ve seen healthier looking corpses. You should head to bed.’
'Keep hydrated! I’m concerned about you in that heat!’
'Have you practised any self-care today?’
'Do you want me to run a warm bath for you? We can use your favourite bubble bar.’
'I’ll hold your hair. Just take deep breaths.’
'I know there was a story about a girl who lived on nothing but pizza, but I really don’t think you’ll manage to do the same!’
'You look terrible. I mean, you look beautiful as ever, but also super sick.’
'Please go and rest? I’m so worried about you!’
'You need to sit for a while. Please? You’re always on your feet.’
'All this stress isn’t good for you.’
'Would you like a back-rub?’
'C'mon, look at me! Don’t close your eyes, okay?’
'Wake up! Come on, please! Come back to me!’
'You’re having a nightmare! It’s not real, I’m here!’
'What do you normally do to help your anxiety? We can do that.’
'Would you like me to sit with you while you go through this?’
'Are you okay for me to touch you? You can nod or shake your head.’
'Breathe, that’s it. Nice and steady.’
'I’m right here, I promise. I’m not going anywhere.’
'You can cry if you need to, it’s alright. No one would think badly of you.’
'Do you want a hug?’
'I’ll stay right with you until you fall asleep.’
'You went really dizzy there for a second. Can you hear me now?’
'I’ve got you. I won’t let anything happen to you. Just stay with me, please…’
'Where does it hurt? Can you show me?’
'I have a first aid kit, I can fix you up.'
Harsh words sentence starters || Send one for my muse’s reaction
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"You’re embarrassing!“ “You act like a fucking child.” "Sometimes I can’t remember why I ever loved you in the first place.“ "What did I tell you about trying to hold my hand in public?” "I don’t want people to know that I’m dating you!“ "You’re pathetic…” "You make me sad. Just looking at you…“ "I can’t be around you anymore.” "You’re not worth it.“ "You’re nothing. Not to me. Not to anyone.” "Stop looking at me like that…like you’re expecting me to care. You should know better by now.“ “You’re useless.” "Loving you was the most idiotic thing I’ve ever done.“ "Pretending to love you was excruciating.” "You thought I could really love someone like you?“ "I’m just…getting tired of you.” "I have to get out. You’re ruining my life.“ "I used to dream about you but now you’re the star of my nightmares.” "You’re a disappointment.“ "I tried to love you..I really did.” "You’ll never be anything to me.“ "I wished you realized how much I’ve grown to loathe you.” "You’re so ignorant.“ "You look ridiculous!” "I’m not going out with you in public looking like that.” "Every one makes fun of you.“ "You make me look bad.” "You’re a waste of time.“ “I’m not yours anymore!” "It’s not [her/him]! It’s anyone! I could love anyone more than I love you.“ "You don’t deserve me.”

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From the First Meeting / Icebreakers bc I'm an awkward person.. "Do I know you?" From my muse Dethra Lavellan
Surana chuckled lightly and shook her head. “Not personally, no. I would be surprised if you didn’t know my name, or at least my title, though. I am Eirwen Surana, sort-of Grey Warden, occasional Hero of Ferelden, and, if you’ll have me, agent of the Inquisition.”
The notion catches her off guard, hazel eyes widened for a moment before she looks over the elf that stands before her. She can feel Josephine’s eyes on her, the diplomat’s very curious sights set upon the mysterious woman who was more fable than reality it seemed.
“How am I to be sure you are who you say you are?” Dethra inquires cautiously. Why would the woman show herself now? She had been seeked by the Chantry and Wardens alike for over ten years, why come from her shadows and reveal herself so openly? “You’ve been a legend for ten years so excuse me if I seem careful. I have many people to take into consideration you see.” Dethra flashes a gentle though guarded smile.
Surana nodded, her smile gentle. “You could ask your spymaster or commander, for one. I knew both of them very well, for a time.” She sighed softly. “A long time ago, it seems. I could also demonstrate my abilities -shapeshifting is a rare and difficult school of magic, but I am more than proficient.” She took a step forward, pushing off the wall. “I understand your concern, however, as I would hope you understand mine.” She clasped her hands behind her back. “This Elder One is a darkspawn, correct? And potentially one of the magisters responsible for Blights as we know them, from what I have heard. I wish to help stop him, in any way I can.”
Dethra’s eyes move away from Surana to Josephine with a small nod as the diplomat rushes past to gather the spymater perched within the rotunda. If there was anyone that would remember the warden, Leliana was the one. For some reason the red headed rouge’s memories seemed to stretch farther then any.
“From what he has claimed he was the men who plagued the world with these darkspawn you fight.” Dethra informs as she rubs her left wrist thoughtfully, the dagger like fingers that had wrapped around her wrist seeming to leave some sort of invisible imprint that had a cold sweat beading down her back. “If you are who you say you are I would gladly take you to be part of my personal company, you can never have too many wardens.” She informs as Josephine and Leliana return with hurried steps across the throne room.
From the First Meeting / Icebreakers bc I'm an awkward person.. "Do I know you?" From my muse Dethra Lavellan
Surana chuckled lightly and shook her head. “Not personally, no. I would be surprised if you didn’t know my name, or at least my title, though. I am Eirwen Surana, sort-of Grey Warden, occasional Hero of Ferelden, and, if you’ll have me, agent of the Inquisition.”
The notion catches her off guard, hazel eyes widened for a moment before she looks over the elf that stands before her. She can feel Josephine’s eyes on her, the diplomat’s very curious sights set upon the mysterious woman who was more fable than reality it seemed.
“How am I to be sure you are who you say you are?” Dethra inquires cautiously. Why would the woman show herself now? She had been seeked by the Chantry and Wardens alike for over ten years, why come from her shadows and reveal herself so openly? “You’ve been a legend for ten years so excuse me if I seem careful. I have many people to take into consideration you see.” Dethra flashes a gentle though guarded smile.
FUCK SPIDERS
FUCK THE DARKSPAWN
AND FUCK THE DEEP ROADS FOR HAVING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BOTH
Send me the name of one of my OC's, and I'll write about their character flaws!
Because nothing is worse than a Mary Sue, amirite? :^D
Your muse catches mine buying a set of lingerie from a store. How does your muse react?
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01. What does your character’s name mean? Did you pick it for the symbolism, or did you just like the way it sounded? 02. What is one of your character’s biggest insecurities? Are they able to hide it easily or can others easily exploit this weakness? 03. What would be their favorite physical trait about themselves? 04. What are their favorite traits about their lover? (one psychological and one physical) 05. Are they sexually confident or more of the shy type? 06. Do they have any hobbies that their lover finds unusual, odd, or otherwise annoying? 07. Is there a catchphrase or sound that they tend to make a lot (likely without being aware of it)? 08. What is, perhaps, their biggest flaw? Are they aware of this or oblivious to it? 09. Do they have a favorite season? What about a favorite holiday? 10. Is your character more feminine or masculine? 11. What is something that would make your character fly into a rage? 12. Is there some particular talent, skill, or attribute that they simply could not give up? 13. What are your character’s sleeping habits? Heavy or light sleeper? Blanket stealer? One that always rolls onto the floor? Pushes their lover onto the floor? Sleep talker or walker? 14. Do they live alone or with family? How do they feel about their family/roommates? 15. Is there a certain person in this world that they cannot stand? The very mention of this person’s name makes them tremble with anger or fear. 16. Is your character the athletic type or more of a couch potato? What are some sports/games that they like? 17. Does your character have dreams of getting married and/or having children? 18. What kind of home would they want to live in? Where would they place this abode? 19. Would your character be the kind to get into fights? (physical or verbal) Would they be a good fighter or cave in rather easily? 20. Does your character like animals? What are some of their favorite animals? Would they want pets? What about mythological creatures? 21. What is one of your character’s biggest fears? How would they react when dealing with this fear? 22. What kind of tattoos, piercings, birthmarks, freckles, and other such unique physical features do they have? 23. What is your character like when it comes to school? What subjects are they good/bad at? Do they get in trouble a lot or are well behaved? 24. In their own words, how would your character describe what their lover is like? 25. Is there something traumatic from your character’s past that greatly affects them even to this day? 26. What is their lover like sexually? How do they feel about their lover’s quirks, needs, etc? 27. If your character was going to get arrested, what would be the most likely reason for it? 28. If your character became a celebrity, what would they be famous for? 29. What is one of the most courageous things your character has ever done for a loved one? 30. When it comes to the arts (music, film, theater, etc), what does your character like? 31. Would your character be the kind capable of killing? Would they enjoy killing or only use it when necessary or, perhaps, refuse to kill no matter what? 32. If your character’s lover offered to take them out on a dream date, what would they want to do? 33. If your character wanted to be alone, where would they go? 34. Does your character have favorite foods? (breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, snacks, etc) 35. Is your character afraid of death? If they got to choose how to die, how would they want to go? 36. Does your character have any medical conditions? Are they serious or minor? Do they affect their day to day life? 37. What are some of your character’s pet peeves? What are some things that annoy them or disgust them? 38. What kind of weather does your character like? Cloudy skies, rainy days, sunshine, etc? 39. When people look at your character, is there some assumption they might make about them just by appearance? Is that assumption correct? 40. Does your OC have any guilty pleasures they enjoy? Hobbies, past times, music, etc that they wouldn’t want known by others? 41. Does your character’s family affect your character in any way? 42. Is there anything in your character’s past that they regret, haunts them, or they wish they could change? 43. Does your character have a switch that changes aspects of their personality whether they are around friends, family, etc. Is there someone who gets to see their true self? 44. Is there a particular event that would emotionally devastate your character? 45. Is your character the kind to hide their true emotions or do they wear their heart on their sleeve?
46. What is some random affectionate thing that your character always does to their lover? 47. Is your character outgoing? Would they be the leader of the friend group, or the quiet one that gets dragged along? 48. Is there anything in particular that would ignite your character’s jealousy? Or does your character not get envious? 49. What is something that your character has nightmares about? Are these frequent? Do they heavily affect your character’s mood? 50. If your character confessed love to their crush, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc, what would they say?
sweet starters.
“you’re fucking beautiful, you know that?” “i will love you enough for the both of us.” “i don’t care what you’ve done. i just care about you.” “i would spend my entire life being what you need me to be.” “i will take care of you until i can’t anymore.” “nothing is more important to me than you.” “i’d kill for you.” “i would wait for you for as long as i have to.” “i will never let anyone hurt you.” “i’m here. i’m right here. breathe, please.” “i’d like to see them try and hurt you.” “i could lead a million lives and i’d still want to come home to you every night.”