Sleep The Day Away

Oh wow!

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

i know it was mostly because their medical knowledge wasn't as advanced as ours but there's something very fun about how dramatic victorians sound when they refer to their illnesses as "The Affliction" or whatever

like imagine you're feeling sick so you call the doctor and he's just like "i'm afraid you've got the Problems Syndrome ma'am :/"

i diagnose you with Not Very Well Disease

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.

No idea who MOMO is (except what's written here, but I have no idea of kpop is what I mean) , but something trending over an apple event? Awesome

https://www.reddit.com/r/somnivexillology/

a variety of strange flags seen in dreams …

I have never believed that dreams are doors to alternate dimensions but I am reconsidering my stance

I have so many questions

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

Even if it’s historically accurate?

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

History: either 80% female or 100% gay. And it’s 95% POC.

@bikiniarmorbattledamage

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE CUBE

what is it about a retail uniform that makes boomers lose all empathy or critical thinking

i was grabbing something to eat at whole foods and one woman started shouting “excuse me?! excuse me?!” and I ignored her cause I don’t know her. She then came up to me and grabbed my arm and went “I was calling you! Can you help me find something?” and I was like….I don’t work here? And she rolled her eyes and went “Well can you find me someone who DOES?” and when I said “No, sorry” she got all huffy. like…..bitch I don’t work here and I’m not on the clock. I need to eat.

OK but if you don’t think that our generation is gonna be doing exactly the same thing once certain people hit 40, you haven’t been paying attention, we already went from “let’s be compassionate to the kids growing up” to “the next kid who mentions Fortnite in front of me gets punched”. It’s not just boomers it’s people who are old enough to feel entitled to special treatment.

Someone finally said it

Always work to be the adults you needed when you were young.