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thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021

Why would anyone pick a human race in a fantasy game

friendshipismax

I want a fantasy game where human isn’t even an option

overfedvenison

Nah man, humans are the coolest

It’s one thing to fight demons if you’re from a species that lives for hundreds of years, is tied to natural magic, and births the best archers on the planet. It’s another thing entirely to do the same when your species is known to be slightly-above-average at farming.

creepsandcrawlers

“im regular jeff and im gonna behead tiamat and die trying”

wizardlyghost

thats the 2019 mood

#d&d #this is literally my next character i start playing her next week #her entire concept is the washi tape i have that has human garbage printed on it

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hyvä ja pyöreä….

bubbleberrih-deactivated2019080

Pyöreä pikku karhu-pallo. Suloinen karvaturri. Pörröinen pallero. Todella hyvä karhu.

just-bears-here

#good content

snowflakeeel

me, a moderately healthy 20 year old who lifted some heavy items at work and has not eaten all day: wow my neck, chest, and back hurt. also i feel kinda nauseous and maybe slightly dizzy?

Google:

me:

houseplantkillah

monday morning i was like “wtf i NEVER go to the gym why do i feel like i did” answer: sunday evening i had to carry my 45 lb dog for a block due to the fact that he refuses to walk on slush with his dainty feet

witchinghour

WOMEN WHO LEVITATE: A HORROR PHENOMENON THE CRAFT (1996), THE BABADOOK (2014), HEREDITARY (2018), IT (2017), THE CONJURING (2013), JENNIFER’S BODY (2009), THE WITCH (2015), THE EXORCIST (1973)

“Female levitators are often maligned as ridiculous, dangerous characters, often by men. This is a very old trait, but was solidified and given shape by the influential Jesuit theologian Martin Delrio, who published ‘Magical Investigations’ in 1599 – 1600. His book popularized the idea that demon spirits could possess or inhabit a female human body. It also suggested how to identify and track them. For the witch-hunters and storytellers of early modern Europe, the levitating, flying witch was a figure of grotesque femininity.” – From Witches To Victorian Mediums: The Abuse Of Levitating Women

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#about me #star trek

followthebluebell

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”

dreamingofbabylon

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

valtsv

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

shaggytwodope-deactivated202104

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

regbian-moved-to-lezbianz

alignment chart

wrexingdrew

spar-kie

identificat

pacmantrinity-deactivated202207

she does not FUCK

sabrinawinslow-deactivated20191

#first week on the job

catchymemes

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undyingmovement-deactivated2019

#j

andthenyourealizethat

#what's in the box

shittycryptids

a tiny kitten but with really buff legs (pet him or face the consequences)

#about me

The Kiidk'yaas, also known as the Golden Spruce, was a Sitka Spruce tree, Picea sitchensis 'Aurea', that grew on the banks of the Yakoun River in Haida Gwaii archipelago, British Columbia. It had a rare genetic mutation causing its needles to be golden in colour. Therefore, it is not a cryptid.

- cryptid wiki entry “kiidk’yaas”

#hmm

protect-and-love-animals

I Photograph The Adventures Of My Ginger Cat

My name is Cutlet (Kotleta) cat, and I am the red muse of the photographer Kristina Makeeva from Moscow.

I am almost 6 years old, 5.5 of which I have been working as an inspirer and professional model with my personal photographer in Moscow.

#a glamourous mop lion

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newusernamepending

Female, presenting nipples.

arthistorianmindswirls

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

bats100

Bat Fact #23

Bats will build you a professional website

#bats #:[

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