The average Claudiana interaction:
Claude: Diana
Diana: hello?
Claude: it is me
Diana: what?
Claude: will you go there
Diana: what?
Claude: do you eat
Diana *weirded tf out: what the fuck is this?!
Claude: I got the money.Diana
Meanwhile, the average Maya and Anastasius interaction:
Anastasius: say my name
Maya* pronouncing it word: Anastasiussssssss
Anastasius: You smart. You loyal. You grateful. I appreciate that. *throws money at her









