Weird shit my housemate says

Like Simone and Tumber

Getting paid fortnightly be like....Bond, James Bond....

I would let Antony do anything to me sexually. Like I would wear a strap on, let him fuck me up the ass and reach around and just herk me off. Thats hot.

Me: Can you honestly say you feel worthy? Housemate: fuck no, I've had a lot of Indian food and we both know I'm going in for thirds

I love it when gays are shocked

Sing little gay boy, sing!

Its called poo terrorism. No one knows

Ol queen Vicky, she loved it up the arse didnt she

If I was the queen of England I would make everyone do a shit in public. It would be called the poo decree

Do you want a slice of choccy cake and then I'll fuck ya

Man I couldnt do that. Ive got really clammy hands

Herbs just fell on me face

You were inside me and now you won't takw four filters from me

I went too close to the butt

My housemate : what do you think of this tattoo. Its so cool, its Mauri

I hate people so much. Why do they suck