jellyfish reminiscence

hi my name is straightguy contractor and this is my wife blondehair interiordesign and this is our hgtv show, gentrification

I’m honestly waiting for a show where the wife is the contractor and the husband is the interior designer. I’d watch that! #FuckGenderRoles

no offense but how do you manage to miss the point of a post this badly

john going rogue is the highlight of the decade

heard george bush was problematic so now miku did 9/11

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

certified iconic post

who did it??? who fucked palpatine????

Me as the sole survivor of the apocalypse, commenting "last" on every YouTube video.

how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers

This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank

This was how Putin annexed Crimea

This is how Bernie can still win

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence