Proud Owner of Nothing

hey guys is it over or are we back i think i lost track

haters will see a winter enjoyer and say "why are you going outside it's cold and boring" and not even see the beauty in desolation and stillness 🙄

i think if you’re feeling a certain kind of way and you know why you’re feeling it & you’ve done everything you can about the problem causing the feeling for the time being you should be able to go to your guardian angel and smile beatifically and say “i’ve done my feelings homework” and they smile beatifically back at you and say “alright my child” and they tap you on the head and you feel an immense sense of peace that washes through you and escapes as light from your fingertips and then you feel normal again

at the Punk show trying to figure out the general take on shipping discourse but all these people do is drink shitty beer and ask when the set starts.

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

We were driving through Old Country once and my grandpa Sasha randomly went “oh this is where we blew up that bridge as kids, I guess it got rebuilt”

fuck I left mine in the jar by the door

it’s so strange how I used to be 18 and with the energy to do anything and everything all the time and now having to make dinner or walking home from work is like the biggest chore of my life