simon

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

let sunday's pregnancy birth a long successful week

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

*shoots myself in the head with a squirt gun everytime i engage in negative self talk thinking it will deter me but it's pleasant and refreshing so this leads to an unbreakable cycle of deep-rooted self loathing being associated with immediate and shocking pleasure*

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

The e in email stands for evil mail

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

the dogs on the moon dug the craters

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there