Hound of Chulainn

Waiter. Pretty obvious but sometimes there are “fine dining” nights at Chaldea and the lancer always gets roped in to help. Honestly he doesn’t mind because he looks great as a waiter.

Bartender: Usually somehow paired with Archer EMIYA for this, he’s not exactly sure why though. He’s usually better off serving the simple drinks (he can do a cocktail but he knows Archer can do it better), and if you want to get drunk he knows exactly which kinds will get you hammered fast. This was probably set up because everyone knows these two look hot together.

Delivery: Seriously the amount of times he’s asked to give someone some item from someone else is absurd. Maybe it’s because he was one of the first servants here and therefore knows the layout extremely well. Maybe it’s cause he’s a pretty decent hunter. Really, who knows, but playing deliveryman can get annoying sometimes.

Repair: Usually he’s paired up with another servant for this. He isn’t the technical kind of dude, but is good for heavy lifting and basic tools, and is usually amicable enough that he can be ordered around by the likes of Da Vinci, Edison, Tesla, etc.

Gardening/Farming: Yes, literally dealing with plants here. Although as a Caster he’s pretty good with manipulating plants, Cu somehow winds up more often being needed for strength and dexterity with Chaldea’s emergency garden. Somehow he winds up delivering flowers and trees to various places in Chaldea too.

Hunting/Fishing: Chaldea gotta have meat and Cu’s a pretty good hunter himself. Usually he’s paired up with other hunter servants, though sometimes for bigger game (or mythical creatures) Cu winds up using his status as an Evasion Tank to be bait fight the enemy head on. Thankfully fishing is more calming… as long as no one else tries to interfere.

“Unbowed, Unmatched, Unrivaled.”

The King – "A ruler’s command is sharper than any blade."

The Warrior – "Strength is earned, battle is the proving ground."

The Archer – "One shot, one fate."

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"Forgive me, but it's rare to find a fairy caught in her own mess and it weren't a trick." Cu wasn't going to act too terribly, given how the sidhe messed with him in the past (we do not talk about that one incident - What incident? - Exactly, he's not supposed to remember it). Without a moment of hesitation, Cu rushes forward and eliminates the enemies surrounding Titania.

He made sure to hold her hand tightly as Cu lifted her off her feet, seeing her weight was evenly supported in his arms, he thought up several ways to but his free arm to use. "A fortnight worth of food in her bedroom? You know it's rude to assume has nothing to do but be in bed for two weeks. I can understand your greediness though, Master is cute. " He shook his head and delicately moved her hair away from her ear so he huskily whisper to her easily. "Whatever my dear master desires, I'll happily make sure every craving and need is thoroughly satisfied until duty calls you forth once again. Naturally I'll be with you even then~"

"Um. A-a Cabin with a fire sounds good." She'd never actually been to a cabin before, and it sounded great. Maybe it'd be cozy, too. Mitsuki wanted to curl up with these two dummies and have a good nap. Man, that would be great- a good nap was all she needed sometimes.

Though her face turned a brighter red as EMIYA whispered into her ear and she buried her face in Cú's shoulder as best as she could. A whine emitted from her- was this their way of fighting over her?

Peeking out after a moment, she just said "….C-can we have hotpot?" before hiding her face again. Truly, she had never felt so shy until now.

Oh, this was cute. He should really fluster her more often, though at the same time he was going to have to find more ways to one up Emiya. Don't think he didn't hear that you bastard! Cu subtly brings Mitsuki in a little closer as the trio make their way to the simulation room. "Cabin it is, my adorable master~. You won't have to raise even a finger with me around, unless you desire to help. No matter what I'll continue to be by your side." He's done far more to fight for her and protect her before, and he wasn't going to stop anytime soon.

Of course, there was the matter of the hotpot, but Emiya was skilled enough to cook almost anything, and Cu wasn't half bad either after learning a few tricks here and there. Though... does boar meat even work in a hotpot? Usually that's more gamey than cuts from a pork.

The doors open up to reveal an entrance to a warm cabin, a fire already lit at one end of the main hall, and a fully established kitchen in the other. Windows revealed a dancing flurry of snowflakes across a mountainous snowy landscape, to which an outside door was situated to enter the vast wintery expanse. There were plenty of blankets around, as well as even a tonkatsu for additional warmth if needed. "It's already set up? Seems like you won't have to ever feel cold again in here, Master." The lancer gently sets her down by the fire and offers her several blankets, his eyes glancing towards Emiya to see what plans he had in his head now that food was mentioned.

quotes from the first book of carissa broadbent's crown of nyaxia series . might be spoilery but i didn't include names . tw for cursing , death , suggestive content . for all your vampire , enemy ( to lovers ) & reluctant allies dynamics . * feel free to change roles , pronouns .

𝙸. 𝙳𝚄𝚂𝙺.

" don't look away. " " this place is a fucking disaster. " " never guessed you were pretty under all of that. " " i take no criticism from a drowned rat like you. " " which reminds me, i have something for you. " " made me think of you. " " it's a good color for you. " " youth is wasted on the young. beauty, too. " " you're sweet. prickly, but sweet. in an acidic sort of way. like a pineapple. " " i'm tired. tired of being afraid. " " crazy old bitch. " " don't drink yourself to death. " " you're dead here. try again. "

𝙸𝙸. 𝙵𝚄𝙻𝙻 𝙼𝙾𝙾𝙽.

" you are prey in a world of predators. " " may the Mother guide you. " " i was trying to save your life. " " i'm not a fool. " " are you deaf, or just stupid? " " you're unfriendly. " " ally with me. " " top of the eastern tower. if you change your mind. " " you'll be easy to kill later. "

𝙸𝙸𝙸. 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝙾𝙾𝙽.

" a gift from a goddess. " " i have a gift for you. " " you're a demanding little thing, aren't you? " " becasue i'm nice and pretty. " " OPEN. THIS. FUCKING. DOOR. " " remember right now exactly how lucky you are. " " i feel sorry for her. " " that was a foolish decision. " " i taught you better. " " i would have been there, if i could. " " keep those teeth ready, little serpent. " " watch their back, but don't let them see yours. " " use him. but never allow him to use you. " " what in the seven fucking hells is wrong with you? " " we can't cooporate if you won't let me get close to you. " " i won't even dignify that with a response. " " you're working against me, not with me. " " you are afraid of me. " " i'm not going to hurt you. how close do i have to get without splitting you open to make you believe that? " " i don't know how i ever thought this was gonna work. " " don't let them take her. "

𝙸𝚅. 𝙷𝙰𝙻𝙵 𝙼𝙾𝙾𝙽.

" you're many things. but a good actress is not one of them. " " we're losing moonlight. " " don't you worry about me. " " get the fuck away from her. " " i'll be back. don't burn to death. " " i called and called but he wouldn't answer. " " we're surrounded by those who would like to see us dead. " " don't forget those teeth of yours. you will need them. " " daughter of the moon. welcome. " " i'm sorry for what i'm about to do to you. " " i'm glad your bedside manner is about as delicate as i would have expected. " " too late for that. you're stuck with me. " " did you miss me? " " i'm coming for you. " " you worried me. i should have known better. "

𝚅. 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙲𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙼𝙾𝙾𝙽.

" return to the church at sundown. " " you were fucking magnificent. " " something bothers you. " " a dance? " " one more dance. " " give me one honest thing. " " are you going to kill me? " " you might destroy me anyway. " " that wasn't how i'd imagined making you come for the first time. " " you seem to be good at winning the hearts of ill-tempered creatures. " " we have enough if we ration. " " it finally happened. you've lost your mind. " " after everything, you're still afraid of me? " " i'm not a fucking animal. " " didn't think i'd see you again. " " you said it yourself. you don't have a choice. " " you can still say no. " " don't do anything stupid. " " we need to run right now. "

𝚅𝙸. 𝙽𝙴𝚆 𝙼𝙾𝙾𝙽.

" you look them in the eye. " " i gave you everything. i made you all that you are. " " don't look at me that way. " " kiss me. " " we'll probably die tomorrow. " " show me something worth living for. " " i've done a lot of thinking about you. " " i would beg, for you, i would. " " you have fucking destroyed me. " " there she is. " " give me a fair fight and i'll give you a fair death. " " i'm glad it was you. " " end it. " " i know what it is to lose half of one's soul. " " so many mistakes in the end. never you. " " you're safe. "

𝚅𝙸𝙸. 𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃.