woof

(watching porn) what the hell.. i dont think he loves her.. 🫤

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

giving wicked handjobs with my wicked hands

struggling on it writhing on it crying on it screaming on it squirting on it cumming on it passing out on it

Do u get hard from hurting me be honest (say yes say yes say yes please say yes say yes plseas pleae)

hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

hey do u wanna jerk off together. as friends

Sometimes I get so horny I actually touch myself sexually

getting pussy and/or cock is not possible or feasible

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

Men that thrust into you while you’re riding them 😩 >>>