songs on my upcoming album coming in 2035
I fall in love with everyone I meet (in the mosh pit)
once you pop, that's great!
my relationship with sonic's mozzarella sticks is more abusive than my one with my ex, but at least they don't hit me
why do so many people have a triangle of freckles on their arm?
i don't like actual play podcasts
how many bass players can YOU name?
moving in with your 7th grade 2 week fling 10 years later
oh you thought breaking up with my fiance would make me less of a faggot? well you were wrong!
leave furries alone
you should really just pirate this song
despite the problematic nature of the film, Dude Where's My Car has more care put into it than most movies coming out of Hollywood these days
sometimes I think about shaving my eyebrows off but I don't think that would look very good
my default Christmas gift is boardgames because I am the oldest of 9
see you in a decade when it releases














