i'll take autism for $200, alex

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

yuri

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is

when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol