Hot Orange Juice

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

‪90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?‬

if this virus kills me please put this on my tombstone

Hottest bitch this side of the Mrs. Sippy

What's the friday vibe tonight

Me n my mutuals watching it all unfold……….

Whatching what unfold?

baseball?? that game from twilight?

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

dont gays have a power bottom thing? not everything is an attack against women. its supposed to be the moon and the sun. a super old ancient metaphor for men and women since forever. is it an equal metaphor? no i suppose not, since without the sun the moon doesnt shine. its old fashioned which doesnt agree with modern notions of equality necessarily but its a sweet old fashioned thought. the sun shines for the moon and makes its beauty known to the whole world. the sun doesnt hide the moon or demand anything from the moon, it just glorifies everything about it.which is how a man should be in a relationship: a sun to brighten the moon. 

dont gays have a powerbottom thing?

certified iconic post

Hey look criticism of colonialism that doesn’t focus on America.

i may not show it 💯 but my brain really be feeling like scrampled egg

Sorry but how do people know about cars. There are like 400000 different types of cars and they all look the same. How is anyone able to tell them apart and be like “ah a 2007 Dodge Antelope Duster, good engine but the wheels go vroom vroom too hard.” Like what are they saying, what is there to say

phantom of the opera has been made illegal under the geneva convention

yes this makes ALW a war criminal