?????

He deadass is pronouncing it the way the Melee announcer pronounces Pikachu and it can’t stop laughing

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

I’M IN PHYSICAL PAIN!!!!

cussy? exussy?

A cough is just a crunchy breath

Smacking a horse is the equivalent of looking god in the eye while you jack off and call him a heretic

question

what the actual, honest, genuine fuck does this mean