THE EARTH LAUGHS

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

Got in the car to go to a theater pretty far from home and only realized as we got onto the highway that I forgot my fucking double vision glasses so I won’t be able to actually SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE AT ALL.

Idk how I’m expected to live or to want to live a life where I’m constantly forgetting extremely important things and completely fucking myself over, over and over and over and over ad infinitum ad nauseum with no actual improvement in symptoms or quality of life no matter what I do. Like i genuinely think I may be beyond help at this point

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

the idea that kink is somehow safe from critique and prejudice or harm is so fucking funny. ah yes bodies, desire, and power, three things that have famously never been utilized in harmful ways. great news everyone yes we are all existing in complex systems of oppression and violence BUT!!!!!! it’s on pause when we are horny