🦖Professional Boiwife🦕

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865

That anything also includes trauma and stressors.

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

nothing more pathetic than when people just respond to the obviously bigoted "why are all poly people gross and fat?? 🥴" shit with "nuh uh i'm actually poly and i'm thin hottt🥰 [insert 10 selfies]"

if you are being compared to fatties as an insult it might be kind of cool if your immediate kneejerk response was not to agree that we ARE gross and luckily you're NOT one of us

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

Talking about shit half your mutuals dgaf about is important and we have to keep doing it forever