HALT THE MORNING

Extremely powerful results.

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

“What are you twelve” Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

hey girl you single? no? would you like to be?

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you can do better babe, let’s make this happen

it'd be funnier if they just did the right thing and killed him

Uuh I need that shizzle

Full Offense but Furries are the most dedicated to their craft out of any subculture, and that’s just facts