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thomas is physically incapable of sitting still and newt will just hook his foot around thomas’ ankle to keep him grounded

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

More people should write Newt using a cane to help with his limp.

Hear me out: newt is secretly a different version of dr house. Both are sarcastic , limp and in love with their best friend

I feel like Thomas would be the type of guy who LOVESSS to tell you that Tame Impala is just one guy

You know what? I agree

I just know Newt would have been bitchy everytime he didn’t get his way because he was used to Alby letting him do whatever he wanted in the glade with almost full immunity

I LOVE IT

guys im gonna sound so stupid but like. say gex. ik its basically dih goes in ass but what i DONT GET, is that in some fics, they are somehow face to face?? like wouldnt the top be behind the bottom? or is it like possible to do some weird ass position to hold eye contact?? or is the writer just uneducated?? im so confused guys please help me out

i love when people make newt kind of gross like last night a friend of mine drew newt and they made him so greasy i was so happy