i'm still the only one who's been in love with me

dnp should win an award for most emotionally complex podcast announcement ever

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

Ain’t nothing wrong with eating some bread dipped in olive oil, balsamic vinegar and various herbs

u ever seen someone SO ur type that ur blood pressure just drops

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

I would hands down without a doubt pay an obscene amount of money to go to a museum that only displayed every single Harry Styles suit he’s worn on tour

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

Don’t forget deeply, existentially sad.

Also: “sickening paranoia based on nothing”, “sudden pent up aggression you weren’t aware you had” and “guilt guilt guilt guilt guilt”