i am so tired

Awww who's my cute thrall. Now, go forth and kill in my name. Sooo cute!

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

It's over, I can detect your moves the moment you finish doing them

i would look up goblin porn at work to protect my family

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

twirling my bush and thinking about you