Boomskies

Can you swap their heads ?

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

Someone once called my 22 minute hand sewn 18th century buttonhole tutorial video "Empty, clout driven content" so I think some people will just say anything.

Had a soul-searing moment where I sat unblinking trying to figure out what a "hand sewn 18th century butthole" could be for, until I read that again.

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

you people aren't CASTING

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

What... What movie is this.

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

possible ways this could go wrong: 0

"they'll never see it coming" & they fuckin DONT

official library post

oh my GOD

As long as I’ve been on this site, I honestly should have seen this coming a mile away and yet…