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"you already left kudos here"

the feeling when your fictional crush is so wild you can't even defend them:

i’m always thinking about the burnt waffle in the sinclairs’ toaster cuz i’m dying to know which one of the evil murder brothers likes waffles

when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute

Me searching for fanfics after watching a series/film/videogame/reading a book and becoming obsessed with that character:

How I look after reading angst as if it was me personally in that situation

when the author starts describing some fuck ass outfit that i’m supposedly wearing

“you cannot ship these two fictional characters because—” actually I can because they are not real people. they are just toys I play with. you cannot apply real-world morality to fiction or how strangers play with their imaginary toys in their imaginary sandboxes.