just like your dad, you’ll never change

blood splattered surgical gloves are a sort of lingerie in a way

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I was born in the right time. I love archive of our own and toxic old man yaoi

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

Actually I do not feel snug as a bug in a rug I feel uptight as a mite in a fight

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me