these things might destroy me…

As I stated in the fic notes, I am thrilled to share this with all of you!

be sure to leave out your mushrooms and cast irons!

Phantom of the Opera (1925) for Bilbo — Lon Chaney and silent film lover. It’s a pretentious pick but he’d have it no other way. Enjoys the other iterations of the film—even the ‘89 Robert Englund movie—but always circles back to this one.

The Shining (1980) for Thorin — As much as I’d like to say it’s because the film is basic and a classic, I can’t leave it at that. Not while the main character descends into madness as well as hurts those he loves. You know what that is like, right Thorin?

The Lost Boys (1987) for Fíli — Would say that he enjoys it for the plot and the soundtrack. Actually is his favorite because he sees himself and Kíli in Michael and Sam. Vocal stims the hell out of this movie.

Warm Bodies (2013) for Kíli — Horror comedies are his literal lifeline. It’s a movie about forbidden love, which is so relatable for him. Also a digestible retelling of Romeo & Juliet that he wouldn’t fall asleep to (except for Gnomeo & Juliet).

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) for Galadriel — Hear me out, I fully believe she would love splatter horror. It’s splatter or nothing. Would put this movie on as background noise. The final scene with Sally escaping in the truck bed lives in her head rent free.

Black Swan (2010) for Arwen — I just know she loves artsy and psychological horror. Has debates on Nina’s descent: was it schizophrenia and paranoia, was it obsessive compulsion, or both? The “I was perfect” scene is her Roman Empire.

Midsommar (2019) for Éowyn — A movie of many layers, nothing but the best for my favorite shieldmaiden. Absolutely believes Christian got what he deserved. Loves the cinematography and the overhanging theme of grief. Can relate to Dani.

Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) for Faramir — A movie featuring a good father fighting to return to his wife and children. Often wishes he had a dad like Josh. Was very disappointed with The Red Door (2023).

BONUS: Hellraiser (1989) for Sauron/Mairon — Don’t think I need to explain this one. The ones who know know.