does anyone know that Miss Piggy is a puppet except me? am i going crazy?
you’re just letting her dodge accountability

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does anyone know that Miss Piggy is a puppet except me? am i going crazy?
you’re just letting her dodge accountability

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anything is lesbian sex if you have an enlightened mind and a pervert's beautiful heart
dude why do you have The Killer as your emergency contact
okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there
tbh in my eyes this kind of thing is inexcusably pathetic like it's not cute it's not funny it's not forgivable it's misogyny plain & simple. if you can't connect with female characters as full people with thoughts & emotions you're a loser & i have no respect for you #notsorry

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two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit
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sure wish i could doomscroll on tumblr efficiently but oh it seems that the actual website runs like a virus now so thats out of the question
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Butterfly idol miku!!🦋🎉I made her to match with my centipede teto they are in love and I’m a bit crazy over them🥹
To everyoomf in my asks wondering where centipede Teto is here’s a preview!! I designed her for a super cool zine!!!
normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

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somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.
all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead
and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.
It gets funnier if you have sleep apnea and sensory issues like I do.
Imagine creeping up on your partner pretending you’re a terrible villain who broke in to fuck a sexy sleeping beauty, you look up at their face and you just see this: