Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.
*flings you into the last video game you played*
Do you survive?
No
Absolutely not
Incredibly unlikely
Maybe
There is a chance
I’ll try
Yes
(See results)
wait fuck i answered wrong cos i realised right after i pressed it that all the silksong bugs are fucking tiny. can i go again
last game I played was elden ring, I would be so fucked
oh yeah youre fucked
One of those tiny bugs has broken a flies nonexistent neck bone out of sheer will and anger.


















