I come from outer space, Baby

This is a song that I started writing a couple months ago after having a run in with an… interesting fellow who didn’t like me very much. I finished it today after forgetting about it for a month and a half, and I think it’s probably my best song so far. 

Here are the lyrics in case you wanna read or sing along:

Don’t mess with the wrong guy

he’ll stab you right in your eye

he’ll break both your legs and kill your dog

he’ll kill you from across the hall

bite the head off of a barbie doll

and I’m pretty sure he works for the mob

so if you don’t wanna die

don’t mess with the wrong guy

yes if you don’t wanna die

don’t mess with the wrong guy

he’ll ram your car right off the street

he’ll make sure to cut off your feet

and he’ll pour gasoline right in your wine

he’ll hire a guy to set your house alight

he’ll make sure you get in a fight

and he’ll guarantee you can’t run away in time

he’ll ruin your day

he’ll ruin your life

he’ll ruin your face

he’ll ruin your wife

so if you don’t wanna die

don’t mess with the wrong guy

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Planet HD 189733b rains sideways glass…. constantly

Planet J1407-B has planetary rings that are 200x the size of saturn. if saturn’s ring were as big as J1407-B’s we’d be able to see them with our naked eye from earth AND they would dominate our sky and look larger than a full moon

Planet Wasp-12b rotates so close to its parent star that its slowly being consumed by the it

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Planet GJ 1214b is a water planet nicknamed “water world” is has no land at all and the water is so deep it goes down miles all the way to the planet’s core.

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Planet HD 188753 has 3 suns you should have triple shadows and there would be almost daily eclipses. and no matter which direction u face on the planet u would always see a sunset

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