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This gif literally is one of the biggest wins I have ever seen.

i thought these were just wedding cakes because straight people are just like this

whats the deal with people with low-empathy levels going into high-empathy career paths? like being an elementary education major is not easy…. i cant imagine how some people choose to go through all these classes, all the reading, exams, student teaching… just so they can be mean to kids. like why are you here??????????? 

When I hear “you’re a lot nicer than Mrs. [teacher who came before me]” my heart fucking breaks.

Or maybe consider kids, especially teenagers, fucking suck??? And you’re poor all the time??? And so under-funded that anything you do doesn’t make a difference??? And also kids suck.

“Don’t be a teacher if you’re gonna bully children” “b-but children suck and I hate them” then dont be a teacher, bitch.

you don’t hate winter, you hate living an atomized existence where you get up and go to your shitty job rather than sit inside under a fire with your kin telling stories, eating, and playing

Capitalism: go to work 10000 years of evolution: stay home and spin wool and yarns

Lmaooo

bruhhhhhh lmaoo

Even the dolphin looks a little uncomfortable, lol

^^^^ right lol i look at the dolphins eye and i cant stop laugh now😭💀