What Could Possibly Go Wrong

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

Hello my name is Dr hotdog. And I'm a woman.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I’m not allowed to be horny because I become a danger to myself and others

i wanna get you so hard that you’ll need to piss but you can’t bc you’re so hard

hes only saying that bc i got him so hard that he needs to piss but he can't because he's so hard

deeply amusing to me how the term "minicomputer" was coined very prematurely

We should keep the trend going, laptops should be nanocomputers and smart phones should be femtocomputers

I think I'm mutuals with a femtocomputers