[ Surge held a comically large map in her hands, eventually passing it to Kitsunami - folding her arms above her head instead, pursing her lips. ]
! Drippy, where the fuck are we? !
? 'M not too sure, ma'am... ?
! This gospel-spreadin' is more trouble than it's worth... I better be wringing out more rewarrdss- OH! Well hel-lo. !
? We're the worshippers of the Great Egg, would you care to spare a moment to hear what we have to say? ?
! Promise, ya can't spend a second doin' anything better! !
[ Both of them were posed up like cartoon villains. Either in a vaguely charming or stupidly amusing manner - couldn't tell you. ]
@hoodedmobians
Hmm..?? Ah— sure, I have a second to spare..
[Jonah looks both ways, and carefully puts the stack of plates and flowers he was holding on the ground beside him. He winces at the small clattering sound they make as it touches the bumpy ground- he was holding way too much for a guy with only one hand.]
What were you talking about again.. an egg?? Man I haven’t had eggs on toast in a while.. or anythhing reeal in that case.. hehehe..
[He awkwardly scratches at the scar across his mouth as he waits for the two to continue with their little spiel.]
! Ey, yeah! Hit 'em with it. !
? Long ago, the Egg was a human like many others on Mobius- but.. As he grew and changed with his research- he found the key to divinity! ?
! Now- he's some all-powerful guy dead set on helpin' the world. !
? To hear his voice and story- it's an invitation to help him on his quest for global betterment. So, will you at least go out of your way to visit our sweet town? ?
! 'N if the cause isn't what you believe in- each person we get to check out our religion and cause, it's better living for us. Just showing up and looking around is all y'needa do. You're not makin' any agreements, no nothing like that- just sight seeing. !
? So- here! ?
[ Kitsunami handed Jonah a pamphlet - inside being a charm necklace covered in neon, a sign he would be a visitor. Surge patted the fennec on his head, ruffling his fur - earning a quiet and quite pathetic squeak. He snapped back into character - blinking big ol' eyes. ]
? What will it be? ?

















