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[ As Jonah gets deeper into the forest, he could see a little rabbit bolting through the trees - squealing and shrieking while dissolving into flurries of giggles. ]

[ Blue immediately darted after her - the movement leaving the greenery swaying in its wake. Oh, and Mecha is here too! Hi Mecha! ]

I'M GONNA GET YOU!

MIISTER SONIC PLEAAASEEE! [ Cream laughed and ran back where she came from. ] YOU'RE SO FAST, THIS ISN'T FAAIRR!

OOOOHH I'M GETTING REEAAL CLOSE! C'MERE, CREAM!

[ Mecha watched the blue blur approach, and seemed to have an idea. He laid down in the grass - flattening himself. Sonic sped on past, not seeming to notice that Mecha was on the ground - and tripped right over him. ]

[ He proceeded to - ]

[ ...absolutely eat shit. ]

[ Sonic slowly got back up onto his knees, huffing loudly - crossing his arms and cocking his brow. Cream and Mecha high-fived as he brushed the grass off of him and stood back up. ]

So you two are gangin' up on me now? Well, that's not fair!

[ Sonic flicked Mecha on the back of the head. ]

OH, YOU'RE FINE! STINKBUG!

You can't even SMELL what is your PROBLEM!?

[ Cream giggled, and then turned over her shoulder - spotting Jonah. She patted the cobalt hedgehog on the shoulder, getting him and the mechanical fox's attention. ]

Series 3 of Professor T starts at 9 pm tonight (27 Mar) on ITV. I expect I will compare Ben Miller’s performance with my recent Death in Paradise series 1 & 2 rewatch, but I’m also keen to see how the Cambridge based crime series develops, and just how the Professor deals with his time in prison. While I set my recorder for tonight (yes, it will be on ITVX!), why don’t you check out the new…

Mark Gatiss drops exciting info on League of Gentlemen reunion

 POSTED JUNE 7, 2017 BY CULTBOX EDITOR & FILED UNDER HEADLINES.

Mark Gatiss spoke to the Oxford Union yesterday and apparently dropped a few exciting tidbits of information on the League of Gentlemen reunion.

The list of people chosen to address the famed Oxford Union is long and auspicious. The latest in that line is none other than actor/writer Mark Gatiss. He sat down in the grand venue yesterday (June 6th) to talk about a wide range of subjects.

In the audience for the event was CultBox writer Tom Marshall, who has chronicled the conversation on his own blog.

League of Gentlemen reunion

Interestingly, among his recollections of the event, is Gatiss’ response to a question about the rumoured League of Gentlemen reunion. Should that come about this year, it would mark 15 years since the show last aired. On the subject, Tom reports that:

“the League of Gentlemen reunion came up fairly early on, with the interviewer mentioning the mooted air date of 2019 or 2020; Gatiss notes that all he had actually said on the matter was that it would be “an anniversary” and thus they could hold on to the idea until “the fiftieth anniversary”! However, he confirmed that they’ve had several meetings about it, are hoping to shoot this year, and have a number of what he thinks are pretty good ideas.”

So, we may yet get to see something from the show sooner than many expected.

Tom goes on to say that:

“He claims the group never really split up, just went off and did other things, and that they remain very good friends. Almost everything in the show, apparently, is based on real people – stuff that makes the trio laugh; Papa Lazarou, for instance, is based on a childhood anecdote of Reece Shearsmith’s.”

Thanks to Tom for the heads-up on this – you can read his full account of the event here.

- @professionalexepetter

[Creeping onto the premises, she could hear a conversation coming from the medbay.]

Cream, do you have any more painkillers? I'm dying over here...

[Amy groaned, clutching her chest with her good hand.]

No! You're supposed to take two every six hours. I don't want you to take too much, Miss Rose.

Listen to the girl, grit your teeth and get through it.

[ Amy huffed loudly at Shadow's input. ]

You certainly wouldn't be saying that if you felt how bad this feels! Urgh. Have you ever gotten spin-dashed by a hedgehog with spiked quills?!

[ There was a slight shuffling noise. ]

might i offer you a date handsome...teehee

[ Sonic puts a hand on his hip, raising his brow. ]

Ah, almost forgot how popular I was- sheesh!

[ Sonic took the chili dog, sniffing it before absolutely wolfing it down. Oh, how he MISSED those.. ]

[ He looked like an absolute pig, but he didn't make an effort to fix his face or anything. ]

Eh..

Y'know what, why not? If it means you keep giving me chili dogs- by all means, I'll try out going on a date.

"are you sure this is even safe Cream?"

"Yeah yeah definitely now keep up, we're almost there. You made sure to bring some kind of weapon right?"

"All I had at the moment is a wrench since you broke my arm canon last week."

"Good enough, I got like 2 knives with me cause I know for sure I'm gonna end up losing one."

((ooc: feel free to ignore this ask if you don't want another long rp thing))

[ Cream was out with Big by the water, the both of them fishing. Big had his ears cropped and his cloak looked to be more like a scarf. The little rabbit leaned against him, seeming to be borderline falling asleep. They were right up next to the entrance. ]

[ Big noticed Cream falling asleep, and pulled both of their fishing rods up - scooping the little rabbit up and taking her towards the inside of the chapel. The cat looked out to the rest of the forest, and tilted his head - spotting the pair of EXEs. ]

Hmmh? New friends?

Hello? Hellooo? Can someone please open the door?

- @professionalexepetter

[ A loud mechanical whirring sounded from behind them, breaking through the silence just barely accompanied by the chirping of insects. ]