memes & musings

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

another week of whatever the fuck this shit is

of course one must imagine spike and dawn getting kicked out of the movie theater because they tried to watch twilight when it came out and couldnt stop laughing

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

Gotta appreciate how tone deaf Bill is in his self righteousness when he tells Mulder to leave work outside Scully's hospital room and to let her die with dignity. For one, Mulder has never been so casual with Scully that he'd simply let her die. Not when she was in a coma and they'd known each other for around a year, definitely not now. And two, not one person in that hospital thought they were just coworkers