“You, Beautiful Tropical Fish.”

Why is this in such high quality

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO BOTTLED TEA IN ENGLAND 

In Asia you can get it in cans and bottles

Ya know, it occurred to me the other day that Brits freaking out over the idea of iced tea is because they just have no fucking clue how hot is can get here in the States.

So is it still too soon to make a joke about dumping tea into a harbor?