BiBi

Who of you sluts secretly fantasizes about getting raped~?

Message me this post if you do. Give me your location. Your age.

I bet no other bitch as nasty as me on god 😩

No one is as nasty as me. Just sayin

ebonypervvv could show yall a thing or 2 😏

^^^^^^^ I’m just now seeing that 😏😏😏😏

Always give kisses like this

Yes daddy💕😋

😍😍

He won 👅

Fuck, I wanna be the 3rd 🤤

Magic

Love my people !! 😩

Smooth

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

I love this post

It just keeps getting better

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

congratulations for making it to the end of this post.

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

OMGSHAJASXHUDD

Are you that somebody that I used to know | Aaliyah vs Gotye

this is fucking amazing.

That Timbland beat just sent Goyte’s track to the stratosphere. This is hot.

Sick.

when the Goyte track came in shit got real 

Whoa. This is fire!

This was good.

son…SON.

Shit go hard AF

Bruh this shit fire lmao

B O O S T !!!

im seriously downloading this! who would of thought to mash these two songs! they’re both literally two of my fave songs!! 

FUCKKKKK

😳…bruh.

Download link pleassssssse!!!

Marry a Black woman.

Classic episode

the funniest thing in this whole scene is the neck on his tshirt is a testament to how bad he got his ass beat

^^^

if anyone EVER asks why you like beyonce or they say they don’t understand the hype… just show them this 

omygod i just died because he was recording it the whole time and i didn’t know im crying

did yall see that lip bite and the way her eyebrows are so nice and how delicately she played the piano and how how HAPPy she was at the end kill me now just kill me i love bey so much f u CK

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

worth a shot huh

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You ask yo girl if its cool if yall just chill tonight. She tell you no she going out wit her girls. You like iight thats cool, so u hit up yo A1 from Day 1 like “nigga u tryna play 2k tonight u kno just chill on some broski type shit?” He like nah nigga i got a date.

So you feeling bored af. Yo girl going out, yo best friend got a date, It aint shit to do. You staring at yo girl get ready, she fine af, you lucky to have her. Yo Phone rings. It’s yo boss. He ask if u can come in tonight. You like shit might as well. So u tell yo girl u got called in to work and u kiss her goodnight and off to work you go. 

You get to work. You a bartender at this lil night spot. Its this one girl she keep coming up to u for drinks n shit. She giving u eyes like she know u want it. She look good or watever but u dnt pay her any attention cuz u faithful to yo girl 

Eventually finesses yo iPhone out yo pocket, and makes u unlock it. You just let her drop her number in there so she’ll leave u the fuck alone. You gone delete it when u get home, no big deal. 

She finally stops harrassing u. The spot kinda dry tonight. Your boss lets you off 2 hours early. 

U on your way back home. You get to the door and the security nigga look at u n laugh. He look at u n say long night huh? You reply nah shit was dead, He say oh yeah gonna be alot of dead shit tonight. You confused but dnt pay him no attention its watever tbh. You get off the elevator and start walking to yo apartment. You hear the lovely vivacious tones of maxwelll coming out yo stereo…

but your girl was supposed to be out with her girls what the fuck she doing home its only 12 am. You open the door and hear what clearly sounds like fucking. Some shit aint right. As u get closer to the bed room the moans get louder n louder. You hear take this dick!!! Take all of daddy’s dick!!!. Wait a second…. you know that voice. That voice got your brain playing purple rain. its all over you get to the room and you see…

Yo Girl and Yo A1 from Day1 knocking the boots, Immediately yo brain switches off purple rain and the adlibs from Panda start playing. They dnt even notice u. Yo dick jumping off yo leg you so mad. You grab the 55 inch tv. The one they using pandora off of Yeah that one. You grab that shit wit the quickness when the music stops they stop and they look up just in time to see yo super saiyan ass slam that shit on both of them 

You get on top of your best friend and keep punching and punching, you want this nigga dead. All u hear is the chopper go oscar for grammys. You punching and punching and punching until that nigga unconscious. U look at yo girl and tell her she got five minutes to get her shit n leave. 

Yo bring out the patron, and the blunts. You drink the whole bottle and face 3 blunts by yo damn self. You sittin there crying like a nfl nigga who just loss the superbowl. You whip out yo phone. And see the number the girl from the spot put in there you hit dial. 

She answer the phone. She sounds sober now. You on the other hand are drunk as hell. You tell her who u are. She says she knows who u are and would love it if u come see her tonight. You like cool you on the way rn. She send u the location and tell you to call when u get there 

Yo drunk ass speeding on the freeway. you finally get there and call her. She live in a big ass house god damn, this shit look like she might be a lawyer or some shit, anyways she opens the door for you and yall hug or watever. Yo drunk ass immediately goes to kissing her neck. She tellin u to slow down. She says yall gotta go to her room first cuz her sister was having some man problems and she staying wit her for a lil while 

You don’t think nothing of that and yall go to her room. Shorty pussy was bomb, she did all 3 splits on u, had u seeing the aurora lights and shit. yall fucked for 4 hours wit small breaks ofcourse, but her pussy was a1. 

You ask her where the bathroom at u gotta go b4 u pee on yourself. she tell u its down the hall to your right. Yo still kinda drunk ass heard down the hall to yo left. So u go and open the door and guess who the fuck turns around to look at u when that door swings open 

Thats right yo girl lookin at u confused, hurt, and angry. “You was fucking my sister the whole time!?!? “U that nigga she be talking about?” “See this why I fucked yo mans you piece of shit fuckbooy” She start running in circles. She crying and shit. You try to grab her and comfort her and let her know that its all a big misunderstanding and that she was the one who fucked the relationship up in one night. 

You try to grab her and she runs to dresser. She reach in that bitch and pull out a revolver. You aint gotta pee no more that shit happened already. You looking at her like this aint what u wanna do. she tell you to shut the fuck up and shoot u in yo kneecap. 

Her sister comes running to see what the fuck going on. She comes into the room and looks scared as shit. She yells at yo girl like What the fuck are u doing? Yo girl tells her to shut up before she be on the floor with U. Just then the door bell rings…

Yo girl tells her sister to go open the fucking door. She comes back wit Yo A1 from Day1 wit her. You thought for sure that nigga would be out for atleast the rest of the night. He comes in the room and kicks u in yo fucking head. “You a real bitch for what u did nigga” is what he says. You looking confused cuz u thought u was the one that got double crossed by the two people u thought u could trust. 

At this point u realize they savage as fuck because they begin to start fucking like u aint bleeding out on the floor

Yo girls sister then had enough. they forgot about her. She goes to call the police. As you can do nothing but watch them fuck and subsequently die. Yo girls sister comes back and says yall need to get out of my house the authorities are on the way. Yo girl aint hearing that tho. mid dick iin her throat she grabs the revolver and points it at her sister. Yo girls sister is like bitch u is not finna shoot me i practically raised yo *Panda Adlib* Yo girl’s sister is dead now 

15 long ass minutes later u hear somebody kick the door down 

Its the police and they run up in the room talking bout some freeze. Yo a1 wasnt feelin that shit tho he grabbed the revolver well he tried to they shot his ass 7 times. They arrest yo girl for kidnapping, murder, and attempted murder.  

9 months later she have a baby. You dnt know who baby it is. So u decide to take it in to yo house and lead life as a single father. Even though it bugs you that you don’t know who the babies father is, you don’t get a paternity test. You gonna raise this lil man to be loyal 

Lol y'all wilding with these stories.

y'all need Jesus with these stories

This shit pissed me off!! Like wtf lmaooo it was good tho!!!