big ol oof

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

apparently you're not supposed to let fear control you 😭 that bitch is at the steering wheel!!!!!

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

one thing about me is i can excuse basically any crime if you serve enough cunt. murder, piracy, arson, cannibalism, theft, all of that is ok for me if you’re real sexy about it. i have a purely vibes-based morality system

You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!

had a dream that I had a pair of headphones whose "low battery" sound was a weak and hacking dry cough