New Age

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

I know the most dangerous dumpling-based spells and incantations. I can teach you how to enact wonton destruction

I didn't ask how big the room is, I said "I cast Firebao".

what should i get at ihop

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

hot available breakfast sandwiches in my area

why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS

good evening to everyone EXCEPT the user who tagged this post with ‘those are his nipples’

when someone asks how you're doing