dum dum shitposts

if you were wondering what reading bsd is like it's basically chekov coming in and slowly placing more and more guns on the table in front of the writer as the writer watches. and then the writer looks into the camera, breaking the fourth wall and goes "that's a lot of guns. my weapon of choice is actually a sword" and then spawns a fucking sword out of nowhere and cuts all the guns in halves

the "Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time." part will always crack me up. it's not "if he jumps, I'll jump with him", but more like "if I jump, he's going down with me" and you just know Kevin got the most intense anxiety stomach ache of his life the minute "you know, I get it" left Neil's mouth