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@honey-queen-b
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River told me that this website would be the best way to reach prospective voters for the Honey Queen pageant, so here I am, forced to interact with you peasants.
You all should just be grateful I'm here
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HIIII LINDAA HELLOOo
hiii
Um, excuse me? Do I know you? And is that any way to greet someone clearly superior to you? Jesus Christ, this town is full of hyperactive dolts.
HELLOOO HII
Can I tell you uhm
YOU'RE VERY PRETTY MRS. MONROEE
ALSO I'M VERY HAPPY TO TALK TO YOUUUU
Well, you have excellent taste, I am very pretty
☆ Oh, it’s this timeline? Sure is gonna be a shame…. oh nooooo…
( Totally not @whimsycapulet shhh shhh it’s anonymous :) )
Why are all the crazy people in this town talking to me all of a sudden? Do I smell or something? All this nonsense about timelines and magic and -
[a sudden splitting headache hits Linda, causing her to stagger back a little bit]
Ahem... I... have some business to attend to, I need to head home, official Honey Queen business and all that
"You think just because I don't know who you are I can't sue you?" I mean.. yeah? You kinda gotta know who someone is if you wanna sue them
I have people who are very good at finding people, and I have enough money to pay them. Enjoy your livelihood while you still have it, peasant.
HIII HELLO
idk if this will work but i might have an idea on how to find uot who this person is/silly???
I doubt someone of your status could help me in any way, but, as I am the sweetest woman in Hatchetfield [Linda gags a little bit], I might be willing to hear you out.
HIIII LINDAA HELLOOo
hiii
Um, excuse me? Do I know you? And is that any way to greet someone clearly superior to you? Jesus Christ, this town is full of hyperactive dolts.
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And what's the entry fee?
$78.50 and a good bit of begging. $125 for VIP access. I would charge more, but then nobody would show up, because this town is full of poors.
If you give me money you'll have my support for honey queen :P
Well, I don't know who you are, but maybe we can come to some sort of arrangement. I'll see you at the Hatchetfield Boating Society's Biannual Social Mixer. That is, if you can pay the entry fee.
Can I have some money?
No. However, you are welcome to give me your money.
"Hi Linda! You know, I heard you were going to try out for honey queen and well, I just wanted to say good luck."
Her tone of voice dropped slightly. "There's a lot of competition this year, aha." She sticks her hand out expectingly. A big smile spread on her face.
@meow4melissa
Well, thank you... whoever you are. At least someone in this town has some sense of decorum and respect.
And as for the competition, well, I'm not too worried about them. Let's say I have my ways of... getting ahead.
She pulled back her hand as casually as she could. It was fine. She was there for a reason.
"I'm Melissa! I'll also be running! It's my first year actually. What 'ways' ya got? Because I think I could use all the help I can get." She asked innocently.
What on earth makes you think I would give away my secrets to some... secretary? Just do yourself a favor and just withdraw from the competition, you have no chance against me.
[Linda looks annoyed, wiping her hand on a silk handkerchief]
"Welll" she sung out. "If I am correct, which I am, the honey queen is meant to be the sweetest women in Hatchetfeild. Now I can't say much about you but all I know is that multiple people strongly encouraged me to sign up. How many people thought you were the sweetest?" She tilted her head like it was a genuine question she didn't already know the answer to.
Well, my husband, for one, and all four of my beautiful blonde boys. But it doesn't really matter who else thinks I'm the sweetest woman in Hatchetfield as long as the judges do. But if you're just so dead-set on joining something you have no chance of winning, I suppose I can give you some... guidance.
[Linda pulls a checkbook out of her fancy purse, and hands Melissa a check for $2,000]
Take this and forget all about Honey Queen. Maybe you can buy some clothes that don't look straight out of your grandmother's closet.
Oh, it's you. I should warn you, before you try anything... obscene..., my husband is very wealthy and my lawyer is very good at his job. - @honey-queen-b
Oh i know about your husband alright ;)
What are you implying, you bastard?
....i tried to be you and your husband's third
Well, I'm sorry for you that you ever thought you had a chance. Either way, we would never engage in that sort of... activity
when I'm sleeping with another man, gerald isn't going to be there
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"Hi Linda! You know, I heard you were going to try out for honey queen and well, I just wanted to say good luck."
Her tone of voice dropped slightly. "There's a lot of competition this year, aha." She sticks her hand out expectingly. A big smile spread on her face.
@meow4melissa
Well, thank you... whoever you are. At least someone in this town has some sense of decorum and respect.
And as for the competition, well, I'm not too worried about them. Let's say I have my ways of... getting ahead.
She pulled back her hand as casually as she could. It was fine. She was there for a reason.
"I'm Melissa! I'll also be running! It's my first year actually. What 'ways' ya got? Because I think I could use all the help I can get." She asked innocently.
What on earth makes you think I would give away my secrets to some... secretary? Just do yourself a favor and just withdraw from the competition, you have no chance against me.
[Linda looks annoyed, wiping her hand on a silk handkerchief]
Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that
"Hi Linda! You know, I heard you were going to try out for honey queen and well, I just wanted to say good luck."
Her tone of voice dropped slightly. "There's a lot of competition this year, aha." She sticks her hand out expectingly. A big smile spread on her face.
@meow4melissa
Well, thank you... whoever you are. At least someone in this town has some sense of decorum and respect.
And as for the competition, well, I'm not too worried about them. Let's say I have my ways of... getting ahead.
Every, AND I MEAN EVERY Hatchetfield RP blog repost this post. I wanna see how may there are.
"You think just because I don't know who you are I can't sue you?" I mean.. yeah? You kinda gotta know who someone is if you wanna sue them
I have people who are very good at finding people, and I have enough money to pay them. Enjoy your livelihood while you still have it, peasant.
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What a baseless accusation! If you're going to lie, at least be more convincing about it. You think just because I don't know who you are I can't sue you?
Oh, it's you. I should warn you, before you try anything... obscene..., my husband is very wealthy and my lawyer is very good at his job. - @honey-queen-b
Oh i know about your husband alright ;)
What are you implying, you bastard?
