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Mars

@marsizalien

seven hundred missiles to your location right this fucking instant On a separate note, good morning, noon, evening or night. My name is Mars/Marshall/Bug, i go by He/They/Xe/It I'm just silly, and i like Ride The Cyclone, Marvel and Cuphead I might make something like a character blog or more that one, if i do, i'll let you know, and warning, i might not post often, i am still in school For anybody looking for a relationship, please be aware that i am a MINOR comfort blog: www.tumblr.com/your-local-safe-space

125 posts

6h

stephanieyumyum

Hello

isn't this just the plot of Watcher World

#Ignore my shitty editing pls #hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetverse #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #stephanie lauter #solomon lauter #steph npmd #alice woodward #bill woodward

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Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

Max Jägerman is #UnderTheFloor(Boards)

#starkid npmd #max jagerman #I love my dad #my dad #starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die

7h

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

Jun 14

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

"we have to accept that the R slur is coming back" hey so that's called enabling and it's not very good

Jun 14

ash0wstoppin-number

\\ I haven’t used this in two years.. hello to the new guy who followed me (I’m a grown adult now)

hiii

Suspect I might be the new guy following you

:33

#tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #hatchetverse #roleplay blog #rp blog #henry hidgens

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Jun 14

ijustwanta-blackcoffee

(hands over a guitar) shred on the guitar or you WILL be fired. You got 5 minute prep time, lock in.

I don't know how to play, nor to "shred on the guitar" so I fear your attempt at this has been a waste.

And you aren't my boss, you can't legally fire me.

Also is that a photo of me that you have as your picture? This is deeply concerning and you should stop it.

identity fraud is not a joke, Paul

i have now watched up until and inclusing Forever And Always in Nightmare Time, and i will update this post.

Identity fraud is not a joke, Emma AND Paul.

#ooc: im crying what is this #im being silly about the pfp thing GIGGLE GIGGLE #paul matthews #hatchetfield rp #hatchetfield roleplay #tgwdlm #jon matteson #starkid rp blog #roleplay blog #hatchetfield #rp blog #ask #emma perkins #lauren lopez

Jun 13

luckiest-lamb-in-town-official

how dare you not include the gay one???

#It's not “The Choir”#It's “The Queer”#get it right #/silly #ocean o’connell rosenberg #ocean ride the cyclone #ocean rtc #jane doe #jane doe ride the cyclone #jane doe rtc #constance blackwood #constance ride the cyclone #constance rtc #noel gruber #noel ride the cyclone #noel rtc #misha bachynskyi #misha ride the cyclone #misha rtc #mischa bachinski #mischa ride the cyclone #mischa rtc #ricky potts #ricky ride the cyclone #ricky rtc #ride the cyclone #rtc #rtc musical #rtc memes #rtc meme

Jun 13

on today's episode of terrible spelling, we have this conversation I had with my friend just now:

as you can see, I am very mentally stable right now

#spelling mistake #Funny #Friends #Fuck it #idk how to tag lol

Jun 13

HEYA i heard art reqs were open soooo,,, theopauliam? <bill/paul/ted btw. credit to my lovely bestie slash platonic spouse fishcow99 for the ship name

little baby guys... whatever will they get up to...

(Ted makes Paul and Bill pay for his chai iced tea every time they go to beanies and gives them kisses in return)

the paulycule

#they r chibi now #sorry this took me so long lollz I procrastinate #paul matthews #bill woodward #ted spankoffski #chaicoffee #what the gyatt is Bill and Pauls ship name #bill Woodward x ted spankoffski #billted #bill x paul #the guy who didnt like musicals reprised #the guy who didn't like musicals #corey dorris #jon matteson #joey richter #team starkid #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #ruby draws stuff #artists on tumblr

Jun 13

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Hello father.

@talk-with-tj-spankoffski

Oh shit. Uhhhh kid you gotta be making a mistake or something.

There's no way...

I swore I was wearing protection!

FUCK.

I am not 'father' material. Not 'dad' material. Not even 'pop' material. At best one chick called me 'Daddy' and even that was weird.

Welp. Uh.... Listen I don't want to disappoint you kid but I might screw this thing up.

But I guess I should... try?

Right?

Anyway, nice to... finally meet you I guess. I'm Ted... but I suppose you know that. What's your whole... deal, I guess? I'm kinda new to this tumbler shit. Took me AGES to find Petey on here as it was.

[ @talk-with-tj-spankoffski ]

talk-with-tj-spankoffski

Eh, well, I’ve always known you were a screw-up.

…no offence.

the-ted-spankoffski-69

None taken, TJ.

So... does TJ stand for anything?

Feel like I should try to get to know yah or somethin'.

ted junior

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Oh.

Well that's....

Creative.

I was gonna call you by more than just two letters but I think it might get confusing otherwise so I'll stick to TJ.

And if you need some fatherly advice

Maybe go somewhere else.

But if you need help picking up people for dates, that I can help with. The Spankoffski charm is hereditary, I'm sure of it. Oh, an I play a mean game of foosball too.

but i'm not a spankoffski.

but i'm aroace so what does that matter.

platonically adopt me, i demand of you.

the-ted-spankoffski-69

You're a... playing card? Maybe?

Alright, you do you I guess.

Listen, I already got one illegitimate kid. I don't need anymore. I am NOT made for this.

[ooc: Ted will have to look that up later. He's a little new but he's trying. All jokes aside you are valid friend 🤝. (I'm also ace) Also, Ted is freaking out over the idea of children and it's KILLING me.]

I SAID ADOPT ME YOU (time) BASTARD(other than that no nightmare time references, i haven't watched that yet)

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Oh my Lords in Black, FINE!!!!

Are you happy now?

Shit, what am I doing? I need a chai iced latte STAT.

PAUL!

YESSSS I'VE WON

the-ted-spankoffski-69

So, why'd you want ME to adopt you anyway?

I mean... seriously. What a choice, kiddo.

i don fucking know but atleast I got a father now

So yayy

the-ted-spankoffski-69

You got issues.

Then again, so do I, so maybe this makes more sense than I thought.

So... uh... Wanna come over and play foosball with your old man sometime?

I don't know what father kid bonding looks like, okay?

uhh isn't that the thing where you just kinda throw a weird-shaped ball around idfk I only play volleyball

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Oh my LORDS

You don't know foosball???!?!?!

It's like this, it's a game you play with rotating bars to kick a small ball around to simulate real football, which is what you're thinking of.

It's uh... a very 90s thing. Considering my age, yah...

Needless to say it was popular when I was a kid, so when the local bar tossed their old one I fixed it up best I could - yah it wobbles a little but it's propped up by some old books - and now it sits in my dining area.

Not like I have people over to eat with.

Oof that sounded lonely.

ANYWAY

Volleyball is still cool. I suck at it though. Like most sports, if I'm being honest.

oh yea I know this one

I thought foosball was a typo for football

But yea, I know this one. My school recently put one of those in the cafeteria

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Great, then you'll know how to play. I'll invite Pete, maybe he can bring his other nerdy ass friends around. Plus, maybe TJ will come.

@talk-with-tj-spankoffski

@its-not-micro

Whatchu say? Wanna play some foosball? I'll order pizza or some shit. Be a cool older bro and... dad apparently.

uhh yea sure

Just make sure he invites that short girl with the curly hair and headgear, I think her name was Ruth? She seems cool

#ted spankoffski #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #rp blog #roleplay blog #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm ted #hatchetfield #ted spankoffskis ask box #ted tgwdlm #rp ask blog #rp #roleplay

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Jun 12

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Hello father.

@talk-with-tj-spankoffski

Oh shit. Uhhhh kid you gotta be making a mistake or something.

There's no way...

I swore I was wearing protection!

FUCK.

I am not 'father' material. Not 'dad' material. Not even 'pop' material. At best one chick called me 'Daddy' and even that was weird.

Welp. Uh.... Listen I don't want to disappoint you kid but I might screw this thing up.

But I guess I should... try?

Right?

Anyway, nice to... finally meet you I guess. I'm Ted... but I suppose you know that. What's your whole... deal, I guess? I'm kinda new to this tumbler shit. Took me AGES to find Petey on here as it was.

[ @talk-with-tj-spankoffski ]

talk-with-tj-spankoffski

Eh, well, I’ve always known you were a screw-up.

…no offence.

the-ted-spankoffski-69

None taken, TJ.

So... does TJ stand for anything?

Feel like I should try to get to know yah or somethin'.

ted junior

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Oh.

Well that's....

Creative.

I was gonna call you by more than just two letters but I think it might get confusing otherwise so I'll stick to TJ.

And if you need some fatherly advice

Maybe go somewhere else.

But if you need help picking up people for dates, that I can help with. The Spankoffski charm is hereditary, I'm sure of it. Oh, an I play a mean game of foosball too.

but i'm not a spankoffski.

but i'm aroace so what does that matter.

platonically adopt me, i demand of you.

the-ted-spankoffski-69

You're a... playing card? Maybe?

Alright, you do you I guess.

Listen, I already got one illegitimate kid. I don't need anymore. I am NOT made for this.

[ooc: Ted will have to look that up later. He's a little new but he's trying. All jokes aside you are valid friend 🤝. (I'm also ace) Also, Ted is freaking out over the idea of children and it's KILLING me.]

I SAID ADOPT ME YOU (time) BASTARD(other than that no nightmare time references, i haven't watched that yet)

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Oh my Lords in Black, FINE!!!!

Are you happy now?

Shit, what am I doing? I need a chai iced latte STAT.

PAUL!

YESSSS I'VE WON

the-ted-spankoffski-69

So, why'd you want ME to adopt you anyway?

I mean... seriously. What a choice, kiddo.

i don fucking know but atleast I got a father now

So yayy

the-ted-spankoffski-69

You got issues.

Then again, so do I, so maybe this makes more sense than I thought.

So... uh... Wanna come over and play foosball with your old man sometime?

I don't know what father kid bonding looks like, okay?

uhh isn't that the thing where you just kinda throw a weird-shaped ball around idfk I only play volleyball

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Oh my LORDS

You don't know foosball???!?!?!

It's like this, it's a game you play with rotating bars to kick a small ball around to simulate real football, which is what you're thinking of.

It's uh... a very 90s thing. Considering my age, yah...

Needless to say it was popular when I was a kid, so when the local bar tossed their old one I fixed it up best I could - yah it wobbles a little but it's propped up by some old books - and now it sits in my dining area.

Not like I have people over to eat with.

Oof that sounded lonely.

ANYWAY

Volleyball is still cool. I suck at it though. Like most sports, if I'm being honest.

oh yea I know this one

I thought foosball was a typo for football

But yea, I know this one. My school recently put one of those in the cafeteria

#ted spankoffski #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #rp blog #roleplay blog #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm ted #hatchetfield #ted spankoffskis ask box #ted tgwdlm #rp ask blog #rp #roleplay #foosball

Jun 12

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Hello father.

@talk-with-tj-spankoffski

Oh shit. Uhhhh kid you gotta be making a mistake or something.

There's no way...

I swore I was wearing protection!

FUCK.

I am not 'father' material. Not 'dad' material. Not even 'pop' material. At best one chick called me 'Daddy' and even that was weird.

Welp. Uh.... Listen I don't want to disappoint you kid but I might screw this thing up.

But I guess I should... try?

Right?

Anyway, nice to... finally meet you I guess. I'm Ted... but I suppose you know that. What's your whole... deal, I guess? I'm kinda new to this tumbler shit. Took me AGES to find Petey on here as it was.

[ @talk-with-tj-spankoffski ]

talk-with-tj-spankoffski

Eh, well, I’ve always known you were a screw-up.

…no offence.

the-ted-spankoffski-69

None taken, TJ.

So... does TJ stand for anything?

Feel like I should try to get to know yah or somethin'.

ted junior

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Oh.

Well that's....

Creative.

I was gonna call you by more than just two letters but I think it might get confusing otherwise so I'll stick to TJ.

And if you need some fatherly advice

Maybe go somewhere else.

But if you need help picking up people for dates, that I can help with. The Spankoffski charm is hereditary, I'm sure of it. Oh, an I play a mean game of foosball too.

but i'm not a spankoffski.

but i'm aroace so what does that matter.

platonically adopt me, i demand of you.

the-ted-spankoffski-69

You're a... playing card? Maybe?

Alright, you do you I guess.

Listen, I already got one illegitimate kid. I don't need anymore. I am NOT made for this.

[ooc: Ted will have to look that up later. He's a little new but he's trying. All jokes aside you are valid friend 🤝. (I'm also ace) Also, Ted is freaking out over the idea of children and it's KILLING me.]

I SAID ADOPT ME YOU (time) BASTARD(other than that no nightmare time references, i haven't watched that yet)

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Oh my Lords in Black, FINE!!!!

Are you happy now?

Shit, what am I doing? I need a chai iced latte STAT.

PAUL!

YESSSS I'VE WON

the-ted-spankoffski-69

So, why'd you want ME to adopt you anyway?

I mean... seriously. What a choice, kiddo.

i don fucking know but atleast I got a father now

So yayy

the-ted-spankoffski-69

You got issues.

Then again, so do I, so maybe this makes more sense than I thought.

So... uh... Wanna come over and play foosball with your old man sometime?

I don't know what father kid bonding looks like, okay?

uhh isn't that the thing where you just kinda throw a weird-shaped ball around idfk I only play volleyball

#ted spankoffski #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #rp blog #roleplay blog #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm ted #hatchetfield #ted spankoffskis ask box #ted tgwdlm #rp ask blog #rp #roleplay #Volleyball

Jun 12

Tw for SH mention!!

making a necklace while watching The Click because SHing is bad and I atleast get something pretty from making a necklace

The Click on my laptop

My color palette (I really like Earth-y color palettes)

What I have so far

Extra beads, mainly use the stars and skulls

#Arts and crafts #Sh #The Click #Necklace #jewelry

Jun 12

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Hello father.

@talk-with-tj-spankoffski

Oh shit. Uhhhh kid you gotta be making a mistake or something.

There's no way...

I swore I was wearing protection!

FUCK.

I am not 'father' material. Not 'dad' material. Not even 'pop' material. At best one chick called me 'Daddy' and even that was weird.

Welp. Uh.... Listen I don't want to disappoint you kid but I might screw this thing up.

But I guess I should... try?

Right?

Anyway, nice to... finally meet you I guess. I'm Ted... but I suppose you know that. What's your whole... deal, I guess? I'm kinda new to this tumbler shit. Took me AGES to find Petey on here as it was.

[ @talk-with-tj-spankoffski ]

talk-with-tj-spankoffski

Eh, well, I’ve always known you were a screw-up.

…no offence.

the-ted-spankoffski-69

None taken, TJ.

So... does TJ stand for anything?

Feel like I should try to get to know yah or somethin'.

ted junior

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Oh.

Well that's....

Creative.

I was gonna call you by more than just two letters but I think it might get confusing otherwise so I'll stick to TJ.

And if you need some fatherly advice

Maybe go somewhere else.

But if you need help picking up people for dates, that I can help with. The Spankoffski charm is hereditary, I'm sure of it. Oh, an I play a mean game of foosball too.

but i'm not a spankoffski.

but i'm aroace so what does that matter.

platonically adopt me, i demand of you.

the-ted-spankoffski-69

You're a... playing card? Maybe?

Alright, you do you I guess.

Listen, I already got one illegitimate kid. I don't need anymore. I am NOT made for this.

[ooc: Ted will have to look that up later. He's a little new but he's trying. All jokes aside you are valid friend 🤝. (I'm also ace) Also, Ted is freaking out over the idea of children and it's KILLING me.]

I SAID ADOPT ME YOU (time) BASTARD(other than that no nightmare time references, i haven't watched that yet)

the-ted-spankoffski-69

Oh my Lords in Black, FINE!!!!

Are you happy now?

Shit, what am I doing? I need a chai iced latte STAT.

PAUL!

YESSSS I'VE WON

the-ted-spankoffski-69

So, why'd you want ME to adopt you anyway?

I mean... seriously. What a choice, kiddo.

i don fucking know but atleast I got a father now

So yayy

#ted spankoffski #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #rp blog #roleplay blog #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm ted #hatchetfield #ted spankoffskis ask box #ted tgwdlm #rp ask blog #rp #roleplay

Jun 12

Yeah, this is a nice cup of- Sorry, poisoned coffee?

A TOXIC CUP OF JOEY?!

#Tgwdlm #Blue shit #The guy who didn't like musicals #Beanie's

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Jun 12

Yeah, this is a nice cup of- Sorry, poisoned coffee?

#Tgwdlm #Blue shit #The guy who didn't like musicals #Beanie's

Jun 12

metamorphosisofthespirit

That’s the same guy what the actual fuck.

Whoa what the fuck.

Reblogging to save a brother. Jfc.D:

thisblogded-deactivated20220319

stay safe

REPORT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND GET HIS MEDICAL LICENSE REVOCED!

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when they think we’re mutilating ourselves to the point that they pose as SRS doctors and literally mutilate us for their agenda. cis ppl don’t forget this

topsurgery.net is a site with lots of before + after pics categorised by surgeon. I encourage everyone with other resources on srs surgeons and their results to share them here, for mtf/mtx surgeries too please

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