jerry would do something thats supposed to be “sexy” and “sensual” but he lowkey makes it look a little silly. like, ripping off his shirt but it doesn’t come off in one piece so he just has a huge hole in his shirt he has to fix now. and obviously jack and rosa are really confused and ask him why he did that
“the fan service!”
jacks just like “?????? what the fuck do you mean???”
“yeah. there’s no cameras on us, right?”
“pft. no. not that we know of”
“then why are you trying to rip up your shirt, we don’t have the money for that, jerry!!!!!”
“fan service!”
“……”
“you know!”
“…………..”
he leans in really close to jack and rosa and whispers “gasstationjack.com”
“YOURE TRYING TO DO FAN SERVICE FOR MY BLOG???????”
“yeah! they love me! have you seen that one fanart? the one with my hunkin’ banzonkers!”
“NO I HAVENT. I DONT LOOK AT FANART FOR MY BLOG AFTER I SAW A DRAWING OF MY OWN GUTS GETTING TORN OUT.”
“oh i saw that one!”
“see! rosa agrees with me jack. now you have to write about me ripping my shirt off in a cool and smexy way!”
“IM NOT DOINF THAT”
