hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Keni
KIROKAZE
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
occasionally subtle
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Stranger Things
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hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff
Codename:“The Distraction and The Destruction”

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You were going to turn it into candy, weren’t you? *confiscates Eevee*
@shsl-actual-trash
having friends I feel comfortable with who try to make plans with me and don't go away 3/4 of a year would be a jam™
I was commissioned to draw cute modern day witches :”>
PSA For Short Trans Boys!!
As a trans guy under 5′4″ I have struggled endlessly to find a pair of mens pants that fit. However last weekend I was in Target with my bae and this beautiful gay male angel appeared to us and directed us to these pants:
I PRESENT
DENIZEN JEANS!
Why these are so nice you may be asking??
- They fit my hips and thighs without being ridiculously baggy. A lot of mens pants I try on are just so fucking wide its like who has legs this wide. That being said I got the athletic cut of the pants so they are a little more slim fitting on the leg but still breathable where they need to be.
- The length isn’t that bad. I bought a 32 width and 30 length and I don’t have to roll the legs up when wearing sneakers. Again I definitely could have gotten away with a 30 x 30 but they would have been a little too tight on the butt for me.
But look!!
-My butt also fits into these pants without being too tight or too baggy.
- They fit on my hips!!!
- Also they are ridiculously comfy. Super stretchy and it doesn’t feel like you’re wearing real pants. Already fell asleep in them several times.
Alright this has been a PSA for any of you trans guys struggling to find mens pants that fit. They carry them at pretty much all targets as well as online here: http://www.denizen.com/men/
@honestlypuck
awe this is nice but I'm too emo for straight cut pants. I have good luck at Forever 21, and with super skinny or stinger jeans at Hot Topic. If you're short but have really long thin legs, these pants will fit you like normal pants and they look great!

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when ur datemate sees you watching Melanie Martinez videos and surprises you with her CD, and now you have to be the Daddy Kink™ :((((
A cartoon I made for the Guardian a while back.
About sums it up.
ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK!!!
Do you give a fuck?
yes i am deeply affected by the opinions of strangers largely in part to my cripplingly low self esteem and poor mental health thanks for asking
when you accidentally call something “gay” in front of your Straight Ally™ friends and they look at you like they’re about to lecture like no dont wory im a professional i can do this
if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles
It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*
Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”
Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)
it’s a good thing i read people’s tags
i’m in tears i didn’t expect this to reach into the depths of my heart oh god
the joy and merriment and innocence and purity and
the baton twirling and ONE OF THEM PLAYS A HARP AND IT MAKES LITTLE HEARTS
goodbye
@autisticblueteam
it’s back
This is Mitchiri Neko! Here’s the full version of the video, and there are more animations on their YouTube channel.
It’s all in Japanese, but cute kitties are a universal language.

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I finished my ‘coffee-run’ props for my Night Vale intern cosplay today! I can’t wait til I can bring these bad boys out next month when I see them live at the Tampa Theatre! (These are inspired by epicukulelesolo’s own props!)
@theeternalsofa
!!! protect teen!dipper at all cost, too precious for this world !!!
"Bad little boy-- I'm bad but not little."
"Glob, Fionna. You're like the realest person I've ever met."
"It's better to be hurt than to hurt others."

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Fantasia 2000 ⟶ The Firebird Suite
♦ It’s so beautiful!
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@axis-babe I have never seen anything so gay and I love