Headaches and Corn Flakes

Good news, tungle.hellsite, the first positive update we’ve had in years lets you write text posts with MAXIMUM GAY! Absolutely RAGING homosexuality on main!

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

why do people get mad when you love yourself

what would dionysus wear if he was in the modern day?

bold of you to assume that he would wear anything at all

😂😂😂

Lmaooo he does this often! You can tell.

why are there bruises on my knees

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

my flying spaghetti monster tattoo has gone over well with my date. methinks smexy times are in order?