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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Sade Olutola

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Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.
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Also I was looking at 2021 in paleontology and apparently this year we discovered this awful shark that is wider than it is long
why
I love this thing
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like stupid sharks?
I could really use a fish right now
Every time I see this meme it makes me laugh so I voiced it, why not
a few of these i had lying around. idk

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The Provably Worst Gun for Home Defense
What is provably the WORST gun for home defense? A .22 single shot rifle is at least small and quick to point. A Barrett M82 is at least going to instantly stop whatever it hits. Even a good old fashioned musket is going to do good damage and won't hurt your ears. No, I wanted to know what the undisputable worst home defense gun in the world is; and I have found it.
This is the .950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. It is a non-NFA item only because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales.
I would like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively.
Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a loud "thud" as you take each 6" step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it.
You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times.
To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall.
With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream.
You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire.
You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again.
It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear.
The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care. Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator.
You're crying now.
The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying harder.
tumblr now is your chance to allow porn back on the site
Social Media refugees I am giving you mandatory homework:
Change your profile pic and add a bio idc what's in it I just need to know you're not a bot ok
Reblog every single post you want other people to see. Don't look at the date it was created no-one cares about that here. Every single one otherwise NOONE IS GONNA SEE IT
Like every single post you want to keep track of. Liking here is more of a personal bookmarking system than anything else. Tumblr has no algorithm so it doesn't actually do anything
Make a new post. Idc what it's about. Write one single word and post it with zero tags who cares
Remember those funny Tumblr screenshots you of memes you kinda wanted to participate in but thought it'd be too late? POST THE MEMES. Make a post about Goncharov or colour theory or homestuck idk anything where you thought "oh I have an idea for that" but you never did it
DO IT NOW
This will count towards your passing grade* I want it on my desk** by next week*** no extensions****
*you not getting blocked and reported as a spam bot / having a fun time here on Tumblr
**tag meeee
***or whenever
****you can't extend "whenever"
I’m seeing a lot of “haha Reddit users coming here because there’s nowhere else to go” and I’m feeling really called out right now
Broke my toe a few weeks ago, then got in a car crash. Now I can’t feel the pain from my foot at all! Life pro tip guys, give yourself a concussion if you wanna stop feeling the pain of a broken bone ;D

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“What are you?
Playing with coloring and shading again.
Someone meme this please
I wanna be a cosplay babe but I'm too poor for cosplay and I'm too ugly for babe.
Practiced a character expression sheet.

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It's been eight years, puberty, when are you gonna make me pretty?
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The Fairies' Fire Dragon.