Hamsteak Burdens

Call for Submissions

When someone refuses to read Homestuck just because they don't have arms.

When someone expands the ALL THE THINGS meme into "All of the things. All of them." And then they haven't heard of Homestuck.

When one of your friends starts getting into Homestuck and you can't help thinking about who you should cosplay together.

People who think that just because you're in the Homestuck fandom, you throw buckets and push random cosplayers down the stairs and shout random cuss words for no reason because they think that's all the fandom does.

People who think Homestuck is about the trolls.

When AUs have more modifiers than a plastic surgery addict.

When someone sees you with half your body paint on.

When someone spills bleach on your zodiac shirt.

When people say Act 1 is boring.

Trying to get a friend into the Homestuck fandom.

Can you make one about how Karkat Roleolayers over use "fuckass" or is that already up here???

I'm in act 6 and have come to the Character Chose part with Dirk and Roxy... How much further do I have to go?!!?!!??!!!????