Home Is An Unknown

Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

but really its such tender love in it’s purest unperformative form just getting in your car and driving to someone you haven’t seen or spoken to in years because all of a sudden you feel the overwhelming need to see them, to be near them, without any expectation of reciprocity or outcome, just following your heart to its natural conclusion

Life is technically a sexually transmitted disease.

Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them.

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May you always have enough for rent.

and enough left over for food and transportation

And your bills.

Amen.

And some just for yourself and personal needs

And some for unexpected emergencies and paid drills

And some to help those who deserve it

And enough to build your savings

May you always have enough, and a little more

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

why is this formatted like a poem

Because it is one

I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘women’, he wrote ‘people who menstruate’. Dude is cool on every conceivable level.