Reylo shippers disgust me

this is common knowledge but bella is bi and rosalie is a lesbian

rosalie once tried a single pasta noodle bella made and insisted that it was good

rosalie topping tf out of bella

bella loving rosalie’s sparkly skin,,, which makes rosalie hate it less

bella going 👁👄👁 all the time @ how dramatic rose is

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Elsa: I'm a knife

Honeymaren: sure 

Elsa: you first

Honeymaren: uh okay. Whats your favourite colour?