Canon Schmanon! Ship who you like!

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

I thought Homestuck was that one old dude who signed the decoration of independence

No, that's Hancock, you're thinking of the mechanism that toilet tanks use to refill without overflowing.

That's a ballcock. Homestuck is a thick cut of meat from the center of a pig's leg.

That's ham hock. Homestuck is that pokemon challenge where you release pokemon when they faint.

I think you're thinking of Nuzlocke? Homestuck is a Counter-Strike meme from eighteen years ago

That's door stuck! Everyone knows Homestuck is that guy who annoys Strong Bad

that's homestar runner! homestuck is actually what they call it when you hit a baseball really hard

easy mistake, that’s actually home-run! homestuck is that one Christmas movie from 1990 starring Macaulay Culkin

Close! That’s home alone! homestuck is actually the name of a party where everyone contributes their own dish

Not quite, that's a potluck. Homestuck is a big box chain of hardware and home improvement stores, the one with the orange logo

i think thats home depot. homestuck is that thing that hockey players push around on the ice

Nah, that's a Hockey Puck. I'm pretty sure Homestuck is a character from Battlestar Galactica.

I’m afraid you’re thinking of Starbuck. I’m quite certain Homestuck is a highly poisonous cousin of parsley with small white flowers.