Soda Pop

not my whoville ass eating roast beast

Taylor Swift mailed me a pipe bomb because I’m gay. I don’t have proof. You just have to believe me.

i do

cringe is dead. with that being said i would like to apologize for the Rick and Morty references present in cookie clicker

say what you will about dao but there’s no experience like reading “men and women are equal in thedas” in character creation and having that violently refuted five minutes after pressing play

its been less than half an hour and people are already complaining about three “female” characters in being released a row. there’s 12 male heroes. with the new hero there is 11 female heroes. we haven’t even reached an equal amount and yet somehow this is an assault on masculinity ???

why the fuck are people still reblogging this it's not even accurate anymore

pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt

This still cracks me up bc imagine being like 35 and still feeling sum sense of superiority over high school grades