❤︎︎Princess Shit❤︎︎

haha you’re a dork (i want to fuck you)

sometimes the purpose of a personal diary kink blog is to make friends

you’re soooooooooo literate….. strap me?

[sluttily rests my wrist on the pommel of my sword] hi

The term "gay sex" implies the existence of other kinds of sex. But that is of course liberal propaganda

complimenting random people is so much fun. today i told a girl she had the kind of beauty you only see in old paintings of gods and goddesses and she was so happy she almost started crying. Like once you get past the embarrassment and realize that we're all only here for such a short time so we might as well be nice to each other, its the highlight of ur day

complimenting people at random truly makes their day, and yours! compliment people today! tell that person you like their jacket! tell them they look pretty today!

Receiving nasty texts throughout the day >>>>>>>>

yes your soulmate is a lesbian who has a freaky tumblr blog!!

as someone with a voice kink, those plank until failure videos are dangerous

haha you’re a dork (i want to fuck you)

sexting is such a power trip like what do you mean my words alone affect you this much

brown eyes are beautiful without doing the thing in sunlight too y'all are just cowards about it

become a premium member (my friend) today to unlock extra content (every thought i’ve ever had)

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

Fat pussy is one of the universe’s greatest gift to this earth I’m not sorry